Leon The Frog
Leon Frog met Missy Toad
upon a lily pad.
Said Missy Toad to Leon Frog,
"Why DO you LOOK so sad?"
Poor Leon said, "I'm frightened
and I have to hide somewhere!
I heard someone mumble 'frog's legs'
and I haven't a pair to spare!"
As if that wasn't bad enough,
in love, he'd no success ...
Why, the last girl frog
he kissed that week
became a princess with his kiss!
Then poor Leon took a fall
right into a barbed wire heap!
The wire took poor Leon's leg
and a wooden one replaced it, cheap.
Leon's back at home now,
fake leg strapped to his rump.
If you listen closely, you'll hear
Hop-THUMP, Hop-THUMP, Hop-THUMP.
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